Clumsy burglar breaks through wall to steal Crown whisky

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"He broke through the wall at Twisted Cork liquor store in Yukon. Owner Andy Williams said the thirsty thief has very specific tastes and stole bottles of his favorite drink."

http://www.koco.com/crime/Clumsy-burglar-breaks-through-wall-to-steal-Crown-whisky/31054916
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