Whisky Quotes to Remember

[Quaich1]

Here's a few gems. Got any others?

"I'd much rather be someone's shot of whisky than everyone's cup of tea."?
― Carrie Bradshaw

"Those who drink whisky with the owls at night, cannot soar with the eagles the next day."?
― Brian D. Ratty, Tillamook Passage: Far Side of the Pacific

"Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whisky makes it go round twice as fast."?
― Compton Mackenzie

"The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it."?
__Winston Churchill

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."?
__Humphrey Bogart

"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak."?
__Johnny Carson
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"Always carry a large flagon of whisky in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."
W.C. Fields (1880-1946)

[Keith]

"A good gulp of whisky at bedtime - its not very scientific, but it helps."

― Sir Alexander Fleming who is also known for discovering penicillin.

[jcarrick]

[Bookie]

Whisky is the cure for which there is no disease.

[James T]

The last time I turned down a whisky, I didn't understand the question.

A popular quote but I dont know its origin.